Total Medals Earned: 100 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,425 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 7/30 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/25 (25/885 points)
Medals Earned: 15/22 (255/490 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/460 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
Medals Earned: 29/38 (330/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Together forever.
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Rough way back...
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Break your own record 3 times.
Reach 500 meters in a single run.
Die for the first time.
Die sliding.
Hit a Super Energy Orb.
Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.
Reach 1000 meters in a single run.
Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.
Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.
Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.
Reach a speed of 80 m/s.
Find the Red Energy Orb.
Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.
Jump on top of the pixel volcano.
Reach 3000 meters in a single run.
Slide a total of 2000 meters.
Run a total of 30000 meters.
Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.
360 seconds air time.
Complete Chapter 1.
Begin the game.
Complete Chapter 2.
Complete Chapter 3.
Complete Chapter 4.
Complete Chapter 5.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
15 points or more at ABC Test
20 or more points at ABC test
Find the 3 stars
Get full Score at ABC Test
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Trap the squirrel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
