Total Medals Earned: 100 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,425 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/325 points)
This is in your history forever
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/500 points)
Crush your way to 30 points.
Crush a total of 100 Bad Pumpkins.
Crush a total of 500 Bad Pumpkins.
Avoid crushing 25 Explosive pumpkins during a single playthrough.
Crush your way to 100 points.
Crush up to 25 skull pumpkins during a single playthrough.
Crush up to 25 spikey pumpkins during a single playthrough.
Crush a total of 1500 Bad Pumpkins.
Crush your way to 300 points.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/455 points)
Get a headache.
and she is back in heat.
Take damage.
Fox!
Try out the shades.
Click the Newgrounds logo.
...while we sleep.
Leave the bank before the round is over.
Follow me on twitter.
Buy an upgrade.
Follow me on Newgrounds
Check out the extras.
Shot the sign.
He said "I shot the clerk!"
Like me on Facebook.
Kill the tattler.
Get Frank to help you.
Come to show 'em where I am, huh? Not nice!
Buy all stamina upgrades.
Put the glasses on immediately after making a kill.
Get a x8 combo.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all special upgrades.
Buy all resistance upgrades.
Follow Genclops.
Get a score of 10000.
Buy every upgrade.
Get a x13 combo.
Get a score of 100000.
Collect every medal.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
Unlock nova by scoring 25 points
Unlock ROOD by scoring 100 points
Unlock the Grey by scoring 500 points
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.